Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Monday Quickie...Okay so I went a little long in my last post... what can I say? Old habits die hard.
Like I mentioned in my last post my job is keeping me very busy. Right now I am coming up with a cunning plan on world domination and trying to figure out how to ruin the career of this Project Manager who is complete cunt...or CC for short. Meh...world domination it is...
CC....What a bitch!
Summer is finally here... thank gaaaaaaaaaaaaawd. I never realized how much I would miss Texas summers until I moved to the drizzley nasty rainy mess that is Seattle. I have never been this pale in my life! I could officially be Emo....if I cut myself and wore skinny jeans. I think I'll just be pale. The idea of me even trying to wiggle my fat ass into pair of skinny jeans scares me....
CC...... I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too...
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Name::Dallas DYSfunction
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I was born the son of a poor black share cropper and the bearded lady from the circus. I lived in my own imaginary world until the age of 18 and I wish I could go back. I'm gay and dating a one armed midget who has 6 toes on one foot and 3 toes on his right hand. They had to surgically add them after he lost his fingers due to an unfortunate preaching accident at the Church of the Divine Mole Rat. My Mother just recently had her fourth nipple removed. My Dad hasn't done anything since he copulated with mom. We are hoping he'll eventually get back up to speed. We'll actually Mom's hoping he will and I am too, since I had to buy her that Hemi-powered vibrator for her birthday. I live in brand spanking new refrigerator box under the overpass of I45. It’s tres nice. It has a view of the rest of the boxes and even a little drainage ditch that takes all the sewage away. No more turd hopping for me. I have a new set of wheels now and it’s a hot looking number with blue accents. I hope Wal-Mart won't miss it. It holds everything I need including my child. I am a freak.
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Name::Dallas DYSfunction
From::Dallas, Texas, United States
I was born the son of a poor black share cropper and the bearded lady from the circus. I lived in my own imaginary world until the age of 18 and I wish I could go back. I'm gay and dating a one armed midget who has 6 toes on one foot and 3 toes on his right hand. They had to surgically add them after he lost his fingers due to an unfortunate preaching accident at the Church of the Divine Mole Rat. My Mother just recently had her fourth nipple removed. My Dad hasn't done anything since he copulated with mom. We are hoping he'll eventually get back up to speed. We'll actually Mom's hoping he will and I am too, since I had to buy her that Hemi-powered vibrator for her birthday. I live in brand spanking new refrigerator box under the overpass of I45. It’s tres nice. It has a view of the rest of the boxes and even a little drainage ditch that takes all the sewage away. No more turd hopping for me. I have a new set of wheels now and it’s a hot looking number with blue accents. I hope Wal-Mart won't miss it. It holds everything I need including my child. I am a freak.
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