Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Puerto Rico... here I cummmmmm
Figure A Ok so the new start to my raging blogging comeback has been a bit rocky. Work has kept my balls in a vice grip...which might be erotic if I was into freaky shit like that. Right now I am trying to tie up some loose ends before I leave to go to Puerto Rico ...for a) a vaction b) more work c) running away to a foreign US Territory (because its easier) if you guessed B.... you’d be correct! Wooohoo I get to go to a tropical island to work! Take that you jealous bitches.... I’ll be sipping a Mojito and thinking about you...Actually I have to be honest...I’ll be thinking about me... and what rican hottie I can hook up with...
Did you know that 45% of the population in Puerto Rico is unemployed?? Finally I can have that hot house boy I have always wanted and he could come live with me.... FOR FREE!!
Did you know that my ex boyfriend was Puerto Rican? And I am hoping his asshole grows together and his dick burns when he pisses? Hopefully my trip will redeem all of Puerto Rico in my eyes...
ATTENTION! Get your eye balls ready. In exactly 3 days I will be performing in Drag.... I promise to upload lots of goody goody pictures... It should be HIGH-larious! I am taking part (as favor to friend) in the Closet Ball 2008. For those of you not familar with Closet Balls or Closet Queen type contests, the gist of this is to take someone who has never performed in drag THEN show them to the audience as guy and then in hour make them over into a simply mahhhvelous Drag Queen... then that person has to perform... This should be good times. I wrote THEN a lot in that last sentence... Ahhh my bachelors degree at work...
Figure A is not me in Drag... or is it???
Did I mention the entire Western half of Washington State is fucking crazy.... I never thought that I would wish to be back in a SANE red state... yes I know... I just said I wanted to be in a Red State... please forgive me.
Bed time.... More manana.....
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I was born the son of a poor black share cropper and the bearded lady from the circus. I lived in my own imaginary world until the age of 18 and I wish I could go back. I'm gay and dating a one armed midget who has 6 toes on one foot and 3 toes on his right hand. They had to surgically add them after he lost his fingers due to an unfortunate preaching accident at the Church of the Divine Mole Rat. My Mother just recently had her fourth nipple removed. My Dad hasn't done anything since he copulated with mom. We are hoping he'll eventually get back up to speed. We'll actually Mom's hoping he will and I am too, since I had to buy her that Hemi-powered vibrator for her birthday. I live in brand spanking new refrigerator box under the overpass of I45. It’s tres nice. It has a view of the rest of the boxes and even a little drainage ditch that takes all the sewage away. No more turd hopping for me. I have a new set of wheels now and it’s a hot looking number with blue accents. I hope Wal-Mart won't miss it. It holds everything I need including my child. I am a freak.
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Name::Dallas DYSfunction
From::Dallas, Texas, United States
I was born the son of a poor black share cropper and the bearded lady from the circus. I lived in my own imaginary world until the age of 18 and I wish I could go back. I'm gay and dating a one armed midget who has 6 toes on one foot and 3 toes on his right hand. They had to surgically add them after he lost his fingers due to an unfortunate preaching accident at the Church of the Divine Mole Rat. My Mother just recently had her fourth nipple removed. My Dad hasn't done anything since he copulated with mom. We are hoping he'll eventually get back up to speed. We'll actually Mom's hoping he will and I am too, since I had to buy her that Hemi-powered vibrator for her birthday. I live in brand spanking new refrigerator box under the overpass of I45. It’s tres nice. It has a view of the rest of the boxes and even a little drainage ditch that takes all the sewage away. No more turd hopping for me. I have a new set of wheels now and it’s a hot looking number with blue accents. I hope Wal-Mart won't miss it. It holds everything I need including my child. I am a freak.
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