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Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Heavy Flo Days...
Time warp.... I am in a time warp...I am a day ahead. For some reason, I have spent the entire day thinking it was Wednesday when in fact it was really Tuesday. I even tried to attend Wednesday's meetings today. Which doesn't work. And makes you look like a fool.
C'est la vie!
Work. more work. It is consuming my life. It's been hard to find a balance lately. I do my best to come home and leave work at the office. I just can't seem to do it. I almost wish I had other things to do. This summer I am really going to look into joining hiking or kyaking clubs. Anything to get me out of the house and the office. If I have to live in this butt nut state, I might as well make the most of it.
I need a panty liner. Not just any panty liner. I need one with wings. A large one. A mouse matress. Do you know how hard it is to find one? None of the girls that I know will even admit to using one. I refuse to go buy a box since I only need one...Although I guess I could use the rest to make slippers for my mother. I know she'd love em. Good ole white trash hussy that she is.
Yes I know I didn't tell you why I needed a panty liner... and I plan to keep it that way. Leaving you not knowing is just like smiling at people.... they don't know if your just friendly or up to something.
Yes....I am smiling.
Oh I also quite possibly need a tampon but I know the girls have one of those. No panty liners, but give them something shove up their cootchie snortchers and BAM... they are a dime a dozen. Speaking of that, have you ever looked at a womans vagina sideways? It looks like grandpa with no teeth. One big ole toothless grin. Which makes me wonder, why would he need to floss?
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I was born the son of a poor black share cropper and the bearded lady from the circus. I lived in my own imaginary world until the age of 18 and I wish I could go back. I'm gay and dating a one armed midget who has 6 toes on one foot and 3 toes on his right hand. They had to surgically add them after he lost his fingers due to an unfortunate preaching accident at the Church of the Divine Mole Rat. My Mother just recently had her fourth nipple removed. My Dad hasn't done anything since he copulated with mom. We are hoping he'll eventually get back up to speed. We'll actually Mom's hoping he will and I am too, since I had to buy her that Hemi-powered vibrator for her birthday. I live in brand spanking new refrigerator box under the overpass of I45. It’s tres nice. It has a view of the rest of the boxes and even a little drainage ditch that takes all the sewage away. No more turd hopping for me. I have a new set of wheels now and it’s a hot looking number with blue accents. I hope Wal-Mart won't miss it. It holds everything I need including my child. I am a freak.
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Name::Dallas DYSfunction
From::Dallas, Texas, United States
I was born the son of a poor black share cropper and the bearded lady from the circus. I lived in my own imaginary world until the age of 18 and I wish I could go back. I'm gay and dating a one armed midget who has 6 toes on one foot and 3 toes on his right hand. They had to surgically add them after he lost his fingers due to an unfortunate preaching accident at the Church of the Divine Mole Rat. My Mother just recently had her fourth nipple removed. My Dad hasn't done anything since he copulated with mom. We are hoping he'll eventually get back up to speed. We'll actually Mom's hoping he will and I am too, since I had to buy her that Hemi-powered vibrator for her birthday. I live in brand spanking new refrigerator box under the overpass of I45. It’s tres nice. It has a view of the rest of the boxes and even a little drainage ditch that takes all the sewage away. No more turd hopping for me. I have a new set of wheels now and it’s a hot looking number with blue accents. I hope Wal-Mart won't miss it. It holds everything I need including my child. I am a freak.
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