Wednesday, March 26, 2008
2 pee or not 2 pee
So I said that I would do this on a regualr basis... and I am apparently off to a rocky start seeing as how I didn’t blog yesterday. BUT I have a great excuse. And No my penis wasn’t accidently in some horrible vaginal accident that caused an aborted preganancy that couldn’t be explained to any of my.... but I digress. No, I was drunk. See I knew you could all relate..... fucking alchies...
Dear Old Queens on Yahoo Personals,
I realize that, besides having powdered cum and balls that sag past your knees, that you eyes may be begining to go as well. It’s completely understandable giving that your almost dead. However it has come to my attention that obviously you can’t see to read that I am looking for someone in my own age range or bordering illegal. Thank you for all your unwanted attention. I really don’t appreciate it. Please know that everytime I recieve a profile view or an email from one of you dear yoda’s, I throw up a little. At least you help keep my weight under control.
Warmest regards and best wishes ..ping dead soon,
Dallas Dysfunction aka pSeattle pSycho
I have to pee so bad but I am challenging myself to finish blogging before I go. Now would be the time to get interested in Water Sports....but alas I will leave that for a rainy day...like today... BLAST this CITY!
Do these Depends make my ass look fat?
I feel like clubbing a baby seal after watching some PSA on Logo for the Wildlife Rescue Fund....you too can support them by doing your part... throw away a six pack plastic can holder without cutting the loops...
I can’t take it anymore...I have to piss....
Why do mexican wrestlers wear cheesey hooded masks? My mind is just a jumble of must answer questions....
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
About Me
Name::Dallas DYSfunction
From::Dallas, Texas, United States
I was born the son of a poor black share cropper and the bearded lady from the circus. I lived in my own imaginary world until the age of 18 and I wish I could go back. I'm gay and dating a one armed midget who has 6 toes on one foot and 3 toes on his right hand. They had to surgically add them after he lost his fingers due to an unfortunate preaching accident at the Church of the Divine Mole Rat. My Mother just recently had her fourth nipple removed. My Dad hasn't done anything since he copulated with mom. We are hoping he'll eventually get back up to speed. We'll actually Mom's hoping he will and I am too, since I had to buy her that Hemi-powered vibrator for her birthday. I live in brand spanking new refrigerator box under the overpass of I45. It’s tres nice. It has a view of the rest of the boxes and even a little drainage ditch that takes all the sewage away. No more turd hopping for me. I have a new set of wheels now and it’s a hot looking number with blue accents. I hope Wal-Mart won't miss it. It holds everything I need including my child. I am a freak.
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